Ooopppss...

Kids...divert Your eyes...Mama has to blog this:

Tonight.

Watching TV.

 Husband and I are sitting on separate couches. I stand up...walk over to stand in front of him and in a semi-authoritative voice declare.............

Me (to Rich): Okay, I have not been able to sleep lately. Doesn't matter if I take a Benedryl or Melatonin...I am restless. When I sleep it is restless and little - and I dream about sex. It's been a while....take your pick - tonight or tomorrow morning. I don't care. Bells and whistles or just do it but I have got to get this out of my system so I can start getting some sleep".

Husband: (Looks at me with a shocked look). Okay

We keep watching TV.

4 minutes later - Our youngest son comes in from the upper deck where he has been grilling - right outside the livingroom - windows are open. He doesn't speak or make eye contact.

Me: "You could have reminded me that he was out on the deck...."

Husband: "That's probably why he didn't say anything...."

My Life.

Peace

REVISED...45 min later.."ok Honey..what's it gonna be?"
Him: " I guess I will use the energy tonight.."
Me: (feeling so wanted)...hmmmmp

10 min later: 

Me: "nevermind...I just took 2 melatonin"

Yeah..story of my life