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Sunday, November 4, 2012
Needing a Half-Size!
I have fallen into a size that drives me flipping crazy. In shirts I am a Medium...I am a Large. I am not small enough to fit a Medium (comfortably) and I am not big enough to wear a Large. I end up buying a Large then spend most of the time pulling it up in the front or tucking it in more in the back. In pants I am a size 12 butt with a size 10 waist. And in a dress I am usually a size 12/14 in the hips and a size 10 in the top portion.
I could use some half-size help here. How about a Medium and a half? Or a 10.5 or an 11! You would THINK the fashion world would catch on!!
It's no secret that I have had a little elective work done... there was this breast reduction thing (best thing EVER) that I did 5 years ago. Then a year ago I had a tummy tuck. Once you have a tummy tuck (any lipo whatsoever), the chances of fat-cells collecting back in the same place are very small. So where do they go? Weeeelllll....that would be my butt and upper thighs of course.
Of course!
My hourglass turned into a pear!
My bidonkidonk could seriously hurt someone if I bumped into them just right!
There is toooo much junk in my trunk!
I'm looking like a Khardashian without the skin color, hair color and money!!
No more surgery...just hard work is what it will take to lighten my rear-end!! I'm slowly getting there but I have a long way to go! Until then, I will just keep shaking what my Mama gave me and be grateful I'm not sporting a flat one!
Peace!
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