There...I Said It....

I am not Dog Lover.

There - I said it.

As much as I try and try, I just cannot get on board with the smell, the barking, the always in my face (pet me, pet, me), please play fetch with me, where is my treat because I think I am about to faint, let me bark and protect you from that falling leave outside at 2:00 a.m., let me lick your face after eating kitty poop, and take up 80% of your bed.

Now, for the record - I LOVE our dogs! Jake and Annie are the coolest dogs around and, despite their flaws, they are pretty awesome to have around most of the time. They are both ferociously loyal and seem to have the personalities of Laurel and Hardy!

Still...I'm not a Dog person!

I prefer the calming spirit of a Cat! Cats are mysterious and have a snotty attitude that screams, leave me the hell alone and we will get along just fine. I like that kind of sassy attitude! Cats do not discriminate in showing their love and affection - they are not particularly loyal. Who ever has the cat treat, cat food and pooper-scooper is the man or woman of the hour! Cats are pretty much self-sufficient and can tend to most all of their needs on their own. Yep - I like that about cats!

In a dog(s) and cat home it's hard to take side though. Truth be told, I would take them all before I would do without. Kitty-poop breath and all!

Peace