Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Note to Self...From the P-Files

Note to Self:

The next time you wear an under-clothing body suit contraption in place of a bra and panties...
Remember that you are wearing it!

Because the NEXT time you wear it, (and at a time when you are walking briskly to the restroom, holding your breath because YOU have ONCE AGAIN put off going to to pee until you are afraid to exhale. And once you get into the stall and you are clinching so tightly just to hold it in, all the while struggling with the pantyhose you are also wearing), you may want to remember the body suit as you desperately struggle to unsnap the bottom!

Peace!

(P.S. For the record, I made it with only a second to spare...it was close....very close)

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