Sometimes I feel a little like Humpty Dumpty. You know..."Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And all of the King's horses and all of the King's men...couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again".
Okay ~ something, like that.
Every stinking time I turn around something on me is falling apart! Be it a liver..my hands, my back, my hearing, or just a flipping hangnail. Its. Always. Something!
Today - my eyes! I knew my vision has worsened over several months and I have been deperately clinging to a little cheap pair of cheaters to see things I want to see. My arm just couldn't get any longer!! My annual exam revealed a need for progressive lenses (cough...hmmm..bifocals...). There is also a teensy pressure in the right eye that will be monitored. Seriously??
I texted my loving, tolerate husband the update - and the COST (insert the visual if you will: face palm and shaking of the head.....)
Me: "Did you see that I text you that I transferred money for my glasses? Sorry, I didn't expect the expense.."
Him: "Yeah. Saw it. Had to be done. I love u"
Me: "I love you too...Damn aging." (I went on to tell him about the pressure issue....)
Him: " I'm going to have to get you some WD40, duct tape and superglue soon"
Me: "Ha, sounds kinky"
Him: "Your funny".
Yeah...I'm just a riot!
Peace
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