Monday, May 19, 2014

I'm Lazy and I Know It

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ~Jules Renard
I have no earthly idea who Jules Renard is (though I'm sure Google can tell me in a click); but I'm just too damn lazy to worry about it. Instead, I just inserted his quote to boost the subject of this post!

I'm generally NOT a lazy person. I don't sleep in, take naps, lounge around on weekends or wait for things to magically happen. No Sir ~ I am not THAT type of lazy (the good kind); I am just a physically lazy individual! Ummm... maybe the right term is "unmotivated".

Potato...potata...Lazy/Unmotivated to get off my growing ass and do anything healthy to make it smaller!

Yea, yea...I've Pinned all of the standard fitness motivation quotes, I've pinned the recipes and the exercise routines. I've even gone so far as to buy some DVDs and new work-out shirts. Still, I can't imagine why in the world I have not lost any weight whatsoever! What more am I supposed to do?
Can't we just do this thing without having to do this thing?

I lay in bed at night and tell myself. "Self, tomorrow morning is the day we get our ass in gear and out of bed at 4:30 am, 5:00 am, 5:30 am, um....5:45 am at 6:00 am and do some working out before I hit the shower at 6:15 am! Got it Girlfriend??? Tomorrow, tomorrow...I love you Tomorrow...."

The problem is that Tomorrow morning comes and goes - then I start a similar dialogue with myself again around noon'ish "Self...as soon as we get home we are gonna change clothes and take a walk/do some yoga/get out those exercise cards. No excuses!" My-self can really be a pain in my ass sometimes. She talks way too much and is constantly nagging me!  Geesh - would you lighten up???

By the time I get home I have already pissed 'my-self' off so much from all of the nagging that I'm not in the mood. Hense the whole vicious cycle starts all over again...and again..

I've heard it (and probably pinned it) that it just starts with a single step....beginning is the place to start....no pain no gain....yada, yada...

Isn't there a suitable tried-and-true expercise plan for the truly lazy woman??

I'll be sure to look that up...

Tomorrow.

Peace!

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