Have you ever left from somewhere knowing that you needed to pee...but thought to yourself, "I'll wait until I get home...it's not far". You arrive home and then walk up the stairs ever so gingerly, holding your breath because you realize that you really need to pee...now. Then after holding your breath down the hallway, and clinch yourself tightly, you walk through your bedroom to the bathroom - not turning on lights because it may take a few seconds longer than you have. You hurriedly jerk your pants and undies down because you just know you can't wait an longer? Then you sit down and feel the first dribble of awesome release...only to realize that the toilet lid is down?!
WTH?
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