You Wife is HOT

Last week this billboard went up along my route to work:

When I first saw it I thought "did I read that right?"
Then I got to thinking about it...every...day. What does that billboard mean?

I found myself imagining the meaning (and message) behind it ...here are my thoughts ~

Your Wife is HOT Because:

• I'm fooling around with her and you are a dumbass and don't know it.
• It's 100 degrees in the shade in Alabama and you are too cheap to get the AC guy out to work on the air conditioner. Call XYZ Heating & Air Repair.
• She's driving around without AC in her car...do something about it you sorry SOB! Call...XYZ Auto Repair today!
• Someone needs to tell her because YOU sure as hell don't!
• I saw her dancing at Jimmy's Lounge...yep, she's HOT!
• Cool her down with some cool diamonds from XYZ Jewelers
• If you don't give her the attention she deserves...I will!
• You are a fool to not notice me. I could be on fire and you wouldn't notice how Hot I am. (The Wife)
• So stop in to SONIC and cool her down with a Cherry-Limeade slush!
• So tell her!

It's funny how the imagination works!